That the first time I read that "if you love someone" quote, I read it as "if you love someone, set them on fire"? I know it doesn't really look all that similar, but the mind fills in the gaps, y'know? But I think if you set someone on fire and she returned, that one would be a keeper.
I am up to 647 words with 3 hours to go, and holy crap I am tired.
By the way, some people really need to look up the meaning(s) of the word "feminist". Although I must say, their incredibly, incredibly mistaken conception of the word does explain a lot about them.
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