This is some bullshit, y'all.  So, normally I can't go two days without The Boy texting me being all "Hi babe, hope you had a good day, what you up to tonight?  I miss you ;)" which is code for "Sex nao plz?"  My answer can be anything from "Meh, why not", which is code for "Hellz yeah", or "I'm at work", which is code for "I was at work, now I'm ( Read more... )

Bah.  So I'm in a decidedly less than average mood today, for no discernable reason other than the usual monthly girly things (you're welcome, boys on my flist).  Had a relatively kick ass NYE staying in with some of the girls, had several beverages and giggles.  Yesterday and today however, my phone has just not fucking stopped, and due to said ( Read more... )

I haven't been on LJ for a while, and that's because certain people in certain comms are pissing me off (and before I go any further, I am absolutely NOT referring to any individual members who are on my flist - I love y'all like icecream with skittles).  I mean ... it's only fandom, y'know?  Like, don't lose your shit completely just because ( Read more... )

Slight, vague, pregnancy scare this week.  I mean, I knew it was very, very, super, crazy, incredibly unlikely, but once the merest hint of a possibility even nudged the edge of my brain, I got attacks of paranoia and I went a little bit insane.  And by "a little bit", I mean "Charlie Sheen levels of insane ( Read more... )

And yet I'll still complain, because that's what Livejournal is for ( Read more... )

( Cut for those who don't want the 18 years and over details. )

Coming Up Next on Patch's LJ:

The Lush review post to end all Lush reveiw posts.

The Harry Potter post to end all Harry Potter posts.

And a complaint relating to that post down there *points at the post under this one*  The Boy's brother dragged him out to dinner.  The Boy didn't get a brother-free moment until they were just about to leave the ( Read more... )

I hate her.  I hate her.  I hate her ( Read more... )

I just had a huge fight with a friend of mine - or rather, ex-friend, as we are now.  She's been getting on everyone's nerves for a while now, and tonight she started being really critical of me.  I called her on it (politely, but firmly), and she flipped out, declared our friendship over, and vowed never to speak to me again.  Now, she was ( Read more... )

I'm grumpy.  A girl I went to school with (spoiled, racist, didn't realise how good she had it), who was my polar opposite now has everything I always wanted - everything she never wanted.  She's travelled, skydived, has heaps of cash, a great guy, a jet-setting lifestyle, no college debts, a job she loves ... and she's still a spoiled little cow ( Read more... )