This was a conversation I had this morning with my adopted Umbrella, Skylar:
"I love you!"
"I love you, too, Sky-baby."
"Mama!"
"Yes?"
"You stink."
"That's not nice, Skylar."
"Knock-knock."
"Who's there?"
"PEEEEEEEYYYYEEEEW!"
As she lifts her foot to her beak, as if she's covering her nose.
...I squirted her with the spray bottle, LOL.
(
On to more serious issues. )