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[thefifth]

Who: Gaara (noeyelinerhere), Gai (gohardwork)
What: EMOTIONAL TRAUMA Mistletoe antics!!11 :C
When: Uh. At some point, some time, during the days in which this event takes place.
Where: HERE.
Rating: G, for GLOOORIOUS

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ooc: this icon is kind of gai's face when he sees tanuki balls

[gohardwork]

All of the shopping and hard work that Gai had put into this holiday season had only served to fill him with more exuberance than before. He loved the stress in the air, the pressure of getting the best gift you can find for your precious people, and the entire aura this season had given off. The snow was a beautiful touch, as he was only used to seeing it during missions in the Mist

[thefifth]

Gaara glanced up, swallowing what was left of his cookie awkwardly. He looked back down at what was apparently distracting Gai, and wrinkled his nose at the still unnamed tanuki wriggling in his grip. The Kazekage had never been particularly considerate when it came to holding living creatures (or non-living, as it were), though with this one in particular he had no desire to turn it around and cradle against his hip like a normal person would have done. Balls, and all. Luckily, most people hadn't stopped to stare in the hallways... but it wasn't like Gai had ever been known for subtlety. It could have been worse, he could have been interrupted by someone he didn't like.

Maybe the taijutsu specialist would be able to name it.

It, which was clearly not an it, huffed loudly for such a small creature and stole a cookie from Gaara's other hand when he wasn't paying sufficient attention. Gaara had squeezed the stuffing out of many teddies back when he wasn't yet too old - or too angry - to cling to them, and the raccoon one was making it

[gohardwork]

"Ridiculous?" Before Gai could reassure Gaara that he certainly thought the young man looked quite handsome in such a vibrant, stunning red, he tensed when noticing Gaara was stepping closer, wanting to make sure he did not see the gifts just yet. His grin grew and he adjusted the angle in which he was facing the Kazekage, trying to make sure the bag was out of his sight.

"I do?" He looked up, not seeing anything, confused. Surely he would have felt it when he ran his hands through his hair just a minute ago?

"Oh, never mind that, Kazekage-sama. I have something for you. Something I've been meaning to give you for a while. Something that's been building up deep inside of my heart, and I cannot prevent this feeling any longer from taking a hold of me." His began to look less and less like an excited, overgrown boy, and slowly relaxed. He felt his eyelids get a bit heavy, and he was suddenly drawn closer and closer to the redhead. Things felt glossy, and time seemed to have stopped around them

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Gaara blinked at Gai's sudden transformation before frowning. It wasn't that everything the man did wasn't incredibly odd an suspect, it was just that this current sort of odd and suspect was wholly not normal. For Gai. It was certainly more normal than normal Gai behavior, which was erratic instead of what looked a little like lethargic, but it was still incredibly jarring. Or... something

[gohardwork]

He dropped the bag to the floor, stepping forward and placing one foot between Gaara's feet. He then proceeded to wrap one arm around Gaara's back, his other arm securing Gaara, hand placed firmly on his hip, and then--

then

"I haven't a clue..." Gai said in the sexiest voice he could muster up, which was pretty sexy, let me tell you.

He dipped Gaara backwards and held him in his manly arms, leaning forward, lips meeting the Kazekage's in a passionate affair, the Tanuki squished between the two men, caught in their youthful embrace.

HE IS IN THE SPRINGTIME OF HIS YOUTH. YOU HAVE JUST FOREVER TAINTED THAT WITH YOUR MANLY LIPS. HOW COULD YOU KISS HIS SOFT, TENDER ONES? ALSO, I THINK THAT TANUKI'S TESTICLES ARE SQUISHED AGAINST YOUR STOMACH, DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT. Gai's mind shouted at him as his body disobeyed, deepening the kiss for a brief moment, closing his eyes.

...I'LL GIVE YOU ICE CREAM IF YOU STOP. Suddenly, Gai snapped out of it, right in the middle of the kiss, his eyes opening wide.