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om nom nom
cannot wait for star trek. the kid playing kirk looks like a total brosef (read: tool/douche/popped collar) but spok looks just like spok!
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Unintentional Flaming Hot Cheetoes Binge
Tuition, paid ( Read more... ) -
Sunny Day
Made $65 dollars today selling books i desperately wanted to keep.
Gives me $1,000. Still $2,500 short for tuition with what looks like no hopes to get it.
Having to drop out of college five classes short of graduation seems imminent. -
Haunting Memories of 2005, or 2006.... fuck I dunno, a few years back
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER CHA-PANDA! I KNOW ITS FUNNY, BEYOND FUNNY EVEN, BUT I DONT KNOW WHYYYYYYY! =goes into fits=
And i *may* have been an accomplice (read: instigator) to stealing an entire unopened bag of costco chicken nuggets from Bruni's apartment after a Hockey party... ah... yeah. They're gone now. -
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...what the FUCK? -
A Letter to No One and Everyone
Dear Professors ( Read more... ) -
Rules for a Successful Protest; or, you are now a victim of my pointless rage
1) Keep it simple ( Read more... ) -
"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY"
Bwa I got new Uggs for valentines day! the only condition is that Brian gets to have a bonfire with my old ones (which he hates more than just about anything ( Read more... ) -
Another not-so innocent victim of my pointless (but somewhat relevant) rage
BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG AWARD EVER GOES TO JACK WHITE AND ALICIA KEYS FOR WRITING AND SINGING THE WORST JAMES BOND THEME SONG EVER CREATED/THOUGHT OF ( Read more... )
