A Letter to No One and Everyone
Dear Professors:
At this point, just give me an A. You know I put up with a lot of shit, and you also know you cause most of it. So just do it.
KTHNXBAI
PS: You should probably not refer to Premier Jou Enlai as "Enlai" on a test. Because that would be his first name, and rather inappropriate. Thats kind of like saying "Sup, President Barack."
KTHNXBAIBAI
Dear Cats:
If I get the chance to sleep in till 9:30, don't stand on my face. And Edgar, you're a dick for teaching Adrian so sit in front of the TV and caterwaul when I throw you both off the bed.
KTHNXBAI
PS: Jerkfaces
Dear Coldwell Bankers, Mortgage Division:
Go fuck yourselves.
Fuck off. NO KTHNXBAI for you
Dear KFC:
The Famous Bowl is now called, the Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl.
THAT IS ALL, DO MY BIDDING.
At this point, just give me an A. You know I put up with a lot of shit, and you also know you cause most of it. So just do it.
KTHNXBAI
PS: You should probably not refer to Premier Jou Enlai as "Enlai" on a test. Because that would be his first name, and rather inappropriate. Thats kind of like saying "Sup, President Barack."
KTHNXBAIBAI
Dear Cats:
If I get the chance to sleep in till 9:30, don't stand on my face. And Edgar, you're a dick for teaching Adrian so sit in front of the TV and caterwaul when I throw you both off the bed.
KTHNXBAI
PS: Jerkfaces
Dear Coldwell Bankers, Mortgage Division:
Go fuck yourselves.
Fuck off. NO KTHNXBAI for you
Dear KFC:
The Famous Bowl is now called, the Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl.
THAT IS ALL, DO MY BIDDING.