Rating: PG-13 for language
Summary: Direct continuation of “You’re Welcome, Goddady Jake.” Leah reveals to Jacob what she said to Bella and Jacob tells her about trying to imprint. Leah’s reaction surprises him. Jake POV.
A/N: To catch up, Bella named her baby Edward Jacob, and this is right after Leah and Jake left the birth scene. I will continue ( Read more... )

 Rating: PG-13 for language (so far)
Summary: Leah and her “harpiness” helps Jacob in his time of need, but accidently reveals a secret. Jake POV.
A/N: If Nessie was instead born a boy and Bella went through with naming him Edward Jacob (no imprinting!) This takes place right after the *shudders* birth scene and Jacob knows that Bella is in the ( Read more... )

Rating: R for language
Spoilers: Through "Powerless" --2.11
Characters: Sylar, Mohinder, Maya
Summary: How the Mylar in "Powerless" should have been.
A/N: CRACK!!! OOC. They be talkin' dat good, good Hood, yo. (But not Maya, cause she don't know how to get down like that, poor girl.)
Disclaimer: Nope.....still not mine.

Mohinder opens the door to his ( Read more... )

Rating: R for language
Spoilers: 2.10 --Truth and Consequences
Summary: Here’s how the Sylar scenes should have went down.

A/N: CRACK! Ya’ll know how it is! Thanks to this episode, I’m COMPLETELY convinced Sylar is gangsta! Oh yeah! Someone interrupts the picnic. (Not Mohinder, though)

Disclaimer: If I owned Heroes, I would make a spin-off called “ ( Read more... )

Rating: Light R for language
Spoilers: 2.04---The Kindness of Strangers
Characters: Sylar, Maya, Alejandro, Mohinder, Matt, and Molly
Summary: Sylar finally reunites with Mohinder, but realizes Mohinder is not alone.
A/N: CRACK!! They be talkin' like they from da hood, B. This is how I think the reunion should happen. Hee.
Disclaimer: NBC...come on! ( Read more... )

Summary: The Peter Fangirls are threatened by Sylar and his Fangirls, so they try to take his Fangirls out. 
Rating: PG-13

A/N: CRACK!!! This was inspired by a picture that albion1919 posted. Everyone was commenting on it that they died when they saw it! So the plot bunnies started bouncing. Also, I made the Peter Fangirls preppy and “conservative- ( Read more... )

Rating: light R for language

Spoilers: “The Hard Part”

Summary: How the scenes with Sylar and his mom should have been.

A/N: CRACK!!!! They talk like they’re from the hood. OOC. And I think this is the craziest of my crack spoofs ever! There are surprise guests! You’ll see ;)

Disclaimer: I don’t own Heroes. And if I did, NBC would be scared.

Virginia ( Read more... )

Rating: light R for language

Summary: How the chase scene in “Homecoming” should have happened. 
A/N: CRACK! Claire, Sylar, and Peter talk like they’re from the hood. Thanks to ( Read more... )

Rating: light R for language

Spoilers: Through season finale

Summary: Peter and Sylar finally decide what to do about Mohinder.

A/N: Crack!!! OOC. Peter and Sylar talk like girls from the hood and Claire makes an appearance.

Disclaimer: I don't own Heroes.

Here's Part 1-- http://oscargirl08.livejournal.com/4337.html#cutid1

Peter and Sylar are at the ice ( Read more... )

Rating: light R for language

Spoilers: Through .07%

Summary: After the dramatic battle of .07%, Peter, Sylar, and Mohinder need to get they hair did.

A/N: Absolute Crack! OOC. Insert head rolls and snaps where you think they’re needed. Have fun! Think of “Barbershop” or “Beautyshop” as the setting, and Shanequa is like the “big mama” of the ( Read more... )