For some run of the mill angst ( Read more... )

ME: Look, I can leave it until seven to eat, but let me explain why I'm so hungry. I only eat actual food once a day. I have not eaten in 24 hours.

DAD: What, not even breakfast?

ME: No, not even breakfast. Shakes.

DAD: ...bit like being a dog then, isn't it?

Yes, Dad, exactly like being a dog.
ONLY FEED ME.

The worst downside to having a "goal garment" is that there are no guarantees ( Read more... )