Ah, Dad, I do so love our chats.
ME: Look, I can leave it until seven to eat, but let me explain why I'm so hungry. I only eat actual food once a day. I have not eaten in 24 hours.
DAD: What, not even breakfast?
ME: No, not even breakfast. Shakes.
DAD: ...bit like being a dog then, isn't it?
Yes, Dad, exactly like being a dog.
ONLY FEED ME.
DAD: What, not even breakfast?
ME: No, not even breakfast. Shakes.
DAD: ...bit like being a dog then, isn't it?
Yes, Dad, exactly like being a dog.
ONLY FEED ME.