Evanna Lynch is embarrassed by her tragic Patronus (which is not Harambe btw)

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I don't geddit @pottermore...all of my happiest memories are spent in the presence of cats. Why oh why is my Patronus a SALMON?!😟😑 #Patronus
- Evanna Lynch (@Evy_Lynch) 23 September 2016

The actress, book lover and aspiring cat took the recently released Pottermore Patronus test but didn't quite get what she expecto.

Comments

[glitterslugs]

i got a stallion or some shit i fuckin hate horses

[maynardsong]

IDG how it specifies mare or stallion. Horses aren't sexually dimorphic and a penis or lack thereof, I can't imagine that being part of a Patronus. It's not like antlers. This makes my brain itch.

[toxic_illusion]

How can someone hate horses?! You hate rainbows and cupcakes too, bb?

[andres01234]

I didn't understand the process. I had to pick one word out of 3 without any context

[randommakings]

yeah, the test is dumb and with how vague it is it seems pretty impossible that it's not entirely arbitrary. I even missed an entire question because I couldn't decide what to choose..like...so lame

[helyanwe89]

A lot of the Pottermore quizes are like that. I think the one for sorting you asks you things like moon vs stars.

[dfabb]

i think it's supposed to be like... whatever word you instinctively gravitate towards first reflects something about your personality? like word association.

[smegma]

i like the theory that the cursed child is in-universe fanfic written by rita skeeter & harry's gonna sue the shit out of her

[masterofmystery]

lmao i like this

[littlelistmaker]

thank you for alerting me to this theory

[sandstorm]

🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 I'm like Slytherin prime with my King Cobra patronus 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

[teenxwolf]

GOALS

[lloydsgurl]

I got a wild boar AND was sorted into gryffindor

insult on top of injury!!!

[crunk_cubed]

i got wild boar too and all of my friends are getting cute shit, i'm so bitter.

[lloydsgurl]

my sister got a peacock!!!

altho at least a wild boar would fuck shit up

[elevatorshaker]

You can be a baby wild boar. Those are cute as all hell.