Evanna Lynch is embarrassed by her tragic Patronus (which is not Harambe btw)

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I don't geddit @pottermore...all of my happiest memories are spent in the presence of cats. Why oh why is my Patronus a SALMON?!😟😑 #Patronus
- Evanna Lynch (@Evy_Lynch) 23 September 2016

The actress, book lover and aspiring cat took the recently released Pottermore Patronus test but didn't quite get what she expecto.

Comments

[glitterslugs]

i got a stallion or some shit i fuckin hate horses

[maynardsong]

IDG how it specifies mare or stallion. Horses aren't sexually dimorphic and a penis or lack thereof, I can't imagine that being part of a Patronus. It's not like antlers. This makes my brain itch.

[toxic_illusion]

How can someone hate horses?! You hate rainbows and cupcakes too, bb?

[glitterslugs]

lmao negl i don't really like cupcakes

[toxic_illusion]

GORL

[sketchyirish]

they're fine but i can't stand horse people tbh. they're always so weird (coming from me, a trekkie)

[winter_lace]

as someone who dabbled in being a horse person you didn't lie

[ghettoluvpr]

They smell.

[therearewords]

Omg thank you

[mhfromnh]

I got a "piebald stallion" I call caca del toro. in real life, I'd probably get something ridiculous like a lobster.

[comava]

a lobster patronus is making me laugh so hard

[mhfromnh]

I have a lobster plushie.

[maynardsong]

How can it be gender specific, I can't imagine genitals would be prominent in a Patronus, even a corporeal one. Horses aren't like deer, they're not sexually dimorphic. You won't be able to tell from a silver Patronus if it's a mare or stallion. IDGI. My brain itches.

[sketchyirish]

i got a dun frickin mare
like not even a stallion, a mare
i hate horses and horse people i'm so bitter about this

[glitterslugs]

i hate horses and horse people

lets bond