I. Every town is all the same when you've left your heart in the Portland Rain

By the time I walked inside it was too late. I was clutching flannel shirts that I thought would fit him & new curtains for the upstairs bathroom. By the time I sat down to write this it must have been even later than that. I realize they all get bunched up every man that ( Read more... )

Ashley calls to say we are going to Amelia Island
"What should I bring my bathing suit?"
No it's like a jail where this dude hung himself
"What? Where? Should I wear my bathing suit?"
It's like 49 miles or some shit. Get ready. Call Nick.


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Last night Gregg Temner ruined my life. By ruined my life I mean he deleted all the photos from my computer which led me into panic attack. Everyone with their snide remarks too like "so how are things with so and so, Daniela?" Sometimes I feel like I am 17 when all the dudes in my life want to prove to me that the power of positive thinking does ( Read more... )

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We are supposed to leave for the town of Sleepy Hollow at 10 or 11 but I don't think anyone is awake yet. The last twenty-fours have gone something like this. We went to the suburbs to go to the mall. I got a frosty from a Wendy's. I took pictures of this like I was at the Grand Canyon. The grass is always greener when you are Daniela Scrima, or ( Read more... )

I don't know why they keep walking onto their campuses and opening fire. We have forty-dollar pre-fixe brunch, we walk through Central Park and into the Natural History Museum. I notice the penis size of man through history. Man before he was man, when he was four feet tall. There are more kids in strollers than I remember, we make jokes about The ( Read more... )

I've been trying to get more freelance work, and I know I've mentioned to some of you that I landed another job ( Read more... )