I keep giving Barack Obama ten dollars. I am letting him "borrow" it, really. Here Barack here is your ten dollars, keep talkin' keep goin ( Read more... )

I don't know why they keep walking onto their campuses and opening fire. We have forty-dollar pre-fixe brunch, we walk through Central Park and into the Natural History Museum. I notice the penis size of man through history. Man before he was man, when he was four feet tall. There are more kids in strollers than I remember, we make jokes about The ( Read more... )