This is turning out to be one of those bad days that people write annoying rant posts about ( Read more... )

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE CAN FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF

( WANKERS! )

I have stumbled onto the newest way to disenfranchise voters, at least here in Olympia ( Read more... )

1.) I am uneasy about this whole concept of dating another person. Sharing your personal life with another person is scary. Last time I tried, it blew up in my face. I'd rather that didn't happen again ( Read more... )

SSSSSSSSTRESSSSSED. MOTHERFUCKIN. OUT ( Read more... )

Another one of those days that I feel like a useless waste of space on the face of the planet. This time it was because I screwed up making cous cous. How can somebody fuck up cous cous you ask? Honestly, I have no answer. I need to stop basing my self esteem on such things ( Read more... )

I was wondering when spring fever would hit.

Creative mania? Check.
Mood swings? Check.
Loss of the little tact I possessed? Check. Unfortunately.
Weird dreams about sex and water? Check.
Laughing like an idiot at everything? Check.
Overactive libido? Check. You thought I was bad before? Oh dear god. Thank god for vibrators and geek porn ( Read more... )

I have a headache, and the jeans I'm wearing are far too tight. It feels like my legs are shrink wrapped in denim.
I also had a weird dizzy spell last night. I'm either dehydrated, or I've got a brain tumor. Same old, same old.
My stupid computer erased the third chapter of the House/DLM crossover I was working on.
Off to drink some water now.

I'm having a rather blah day. I've drunk two cups of tea, eaten a shitload of chocolate, and smoked far too many cigarettes since I got up. Today, Tahnee pointed out to me, is pretty much the first time in three or more weeks that I haven't had to run around like a chicken with its head cut off. There was the performance, then my sister was here ( Read more... )

How to lose eight pounds, Nicole-style ( Read more... )