Entry: Jericho thinks he's being stalked. Have decided to look into the matter. Set a deep hole with spring-loaded sides, tripwires, whirling knife blades driven by water power, broken glass, and scorpions to catch a thief and all that.

I can't stand the sight of Carcer.

Entry: I really, really hate Carcer. That's all I have to say about it today.

Entry: Damn it. Damn it all.

I just finished with the official letter. Damn, damn, damn. I have to look at files these days, gods damn it. We're too big.

I should have been there. I knew how dangerous he was. I told them. There shouldn't have been less than three men there at any time. He was harmless, yes, but that could change at any time. ( Read more... )

Entry: Carcer turned himself in. Claims to really be Drumknott. Somehow I believe him. I mean, Drumknott was acting odd, anyway. And Carcer... well, he's acting like Drumknott. Even said I shouldn't call Vetinari a bugger. Not Carcer's style at all. However, this is making me suspicious. Need to get to the bottom of this.

Entry: Carcer has decided that tormenting me with a stuffed lamb is a good move. Are there words to express how much I hate him?

... And Young Sam said he was attractive.

Entry: Been too dazed to make entry lately. Found Young Sam in the Nexus. Older. Nineteen. Likes men. Don't understand it, but... he's my son. Or will be. I love him ( Read more... )

Day seven. Did not make entry yesterday, as was Hogswatch and was busy with family. Young Sam couldn't move for all the toys piled around him ( Read more... )