Entry: Vetinari's not summoned me peremptorily in more than a week. I must be doing something wrong. Not angering the important people. Have to try harder.

Nothing too bad in the Times lately, either. Couple of cartoons, which Sybil managed to get her hands on. Again. How many of the damn things can she fit on that wall ( Read more... )

Entry: Been too dazed to make entry lately. Found Young Sam in the Nexus. Older. Nineteen. Likes men. Don't understand it, but... he's my son. Or will be. I love him ( Read more... )

Day seven. Did not make entry yesterday, as was Hogswatch and was busy with family. Young Sam couldn't move for all the toys piled around him ( Read more... )

If you care what day this is, sod off.

Have seriously decided that I hate Teatime. He threatened Sybil and Young Sam. And the whole Watch.

I am going to tear him into tiny, tiny pieces with my bare hands.

Day two, later. After dinner (punctuated by odd noises from sick dragon under table) went to Nexus. Could swear Teatime is up to something. Blasted Anti-Violence Field. Anyone pulls a knife on me deserves to have his arm broken, whether he can use it there or not. Can't arrest him, either, unless he does something. Bloody hell.