Entry: Carcer turned himself in. Claims to really be Drumknott. Somehow I believe him. I mean, Drumknott was acting odd, anyway. And Carcer... well, he's acting like Drumknott. Even said I shouldn't call Vetinari a bugger. Not Carcer's style at all. However, this is making me suspicious. Need to get to the bottom of this.

Entry: Detritus and Littlebottom have switched bodies. Damn bloody Nexus. How the hell am I supposed to deal with this? Oh, and now Ali's started in on the mother-henning. Can I get no freedom? Is there a sign on my head that says "Incompetent. Take care of me?" I bloody well think not!

And there's something odd about Drumknott today...