A Story of a Man and his turtle
Everyone wants to know the real reason Fernando left Liverpool for Chelsea, well the answer, surprisingly, is......for a turtle
Author Notes: I'm sure most/many of you've seen or heard of the hilarious translation fail found on tumblr, in which someone translated an interview of Fernando Torres'. In which he stated that he left LFC because Jamie Carragher couldn't stand turtles, and he loved them, and so therefore couldn't stand to be around Carragher anymore. This is the first crack!fic I've written I just thought the whole thing was so hilarious that it deserved a crack fic.
chapter 1
chapter 2
chapter 3
chapter 4
chapter 5
Author Notes: I'm sure most/many of you've seen or heard of the hilarious translation fail found on tumblr, in which someone translated an interview of Fernando Torres'. In which he stated that he left LFC because Jamie Carragher couldn't stand turtles, and he loved them, and so therefore couldn't stand to be around Carragher anymore. This is the first crack!fic I've written I just thought the whole thing was so hilarious that it deserved a crack fic.
chapter 1
chapter 2
chapter 3
chapter 4
chapter 5