just realized that his last entry was over a month ago...

[not_aquaman]

Motherfucker!

Come on, if you're going to shoot me in the head, at least give me some time to prepare for it! Jesus! No one's got any fucking courtesy anymore.

...wait a--I'm alive?! I'm alive! HAHA! I'm alive! Cockfaced arsehole shot me point-blank and didn't even kill me! What do you think of that now, you bastard?

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[weavingbonds]

...

[Forgive him the stunned silence. In his opinion, dead people are supposed to, you know, stay dead.]

[not_aquaman]

What's your problem, Melonface?

[weavingbonds]

... You were supposed to be dead.

[not_aquaman]

Do I hear a bit of disappointment in that tone?

[rawrsoangry]

Ah? So how's it feel to be immortal, then?

[not_aquaman]

Immortal? I didn't even die! You were a fucking half-metre away and you couldn't even kill me!

[rawrsoangry]

You looked pretty typically dead to me. I didn't realise people came back to life so quickly, but then again I don't think anybody's died since I got to this piece-of-shit town.

[not_aquaman]

Oh, please. You just want to make it look like you actually killed me. Well, I'm not falling for it! What kind of retard would think they're immortal?

[shoukanjutsu]

Good to see you back. Now I can sleep without feeling like I'm desecrating a crime scene.

[not_aquaman]

A crime scene? People were snooping about my room?

Did they at least clean it up?

[shoukanjutsu]

Your room? You don't even have anything important in there. I'm the one who had to sleep in the library for a week.

All the blood's gone, sure. 'Cept the stuff that splattered all over my extremely valuable documents but no one cares about that.

[not_aquaman]

It's got my bed in it, hasn't it?

[shieldofjustice]

You're alive?! But how?! That shouldn't be possible!

[not_aquaman]

Why the fuck is everyone so upset that I'm alive all of a sudden? Was somebody planning my funeral or something?

[shieldofjustice]

Er...no, that's not what I meant. I just...I don't understand how you can be alive now.

[not_aquaman]

Christ, it's not like he actually shot me, it just grazed me, or something!

[Liiiieeeeees.]