just realized that his last entry was over a month ago...

[not_aquaman]

Motherfucker!

Come on, if you're going to shoot me in the head, at least give me some time to prepare for it! Jesus! No one's got any fucking courtesy anymore.

...wait a--I'm alive?! I'm alive! HAHA! I'm alive! Cockfaced arsehole shot me point-blank and didn't even kill me! What do you think of that now, you bastard?

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[shoukanjutsu]

Good to see you back. Now I can sleep without feeling like I'm desecrating a crime scene.

[not_aquaman]

A crime scene? People were snooping about my room?

Did they at least clean it up?

[shoukanjutsu]

Your room? You don't even have anything important in there. I'm the one who had to sleep in the library for a week.

All the blood's gone, sure. 'Cept the stuff that splattered all over my extremely valuable documents but no one cares about that.

[not_aquaman]

It's got my bed in it, hasn't it?

[shoukanjutsu]

The proper response to make was, "You're right, Klarth, it's our room, not my room."