just realized that his last entry was over a month ago...

[not_aquaman]

Motherfucker!

Come on, if you're going to shoot me in the head, at least give me some time to prepare for it! Jesus! No one's got any fucking courtesy anymore.

...wait a--I'm alive?! I'm alive! HAHA! I'm alive! Cockfaced arsehole shot me point-blank and didn't even kill me! What do you think of that now, you bastard?

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[weavingbonds]

...

[Forgive him the stunned silence. In his opinion, dead people are supposed to, you know, stay dead.]

[not_aquaman]

What's your problem, Melonface?

[weavingbonds]

... You were supposed to be dead.

[not_aquaman]

Do I hear a bit of disappointment in that tone?

[weavingbonds]

[Question? Ignored.]

... How come you're alive?

[not_aquaman]

The arsehole has shit aiming, that's how. What, did you think I came back from the dead?

[weavingbonds]

... According to the patrolmen, you were dead.