I wrote this very very silly drabble last night while dying of boredom at work, and thought I'd share it.

( Accidents Happen. Ginny, the Malfoys, Bellatrix Lestrange. PG. )

For rainpuddle13, who made the dire mistake of requesting Draco/Ginny/Seamus without realizing our vastly different definitions of its meaning.

( Corrupting Influence. Draco/Ginny/Seamus (with pretty much all variations of those three characters present). Silliness abounding. 992 words, PG-13. )

Happy Anniversary, Duck Pond! In celebration, a fic!

The Ice Dragon and the Flame Princess

Summary: or, The Tumultuous Courtship of Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley: A Parody.

Rating: Pg-13

Word count: 4812

Warnings: general silliness and rampant mockery.

Notes: No characters, places or cliches belong to me. Many thanks to the lovely Rainpuddle13 for the ( Read more... )

One down, two more to go!

For dragonsangel68:

( What to Get the Dark Lord Who Has Everything. Lucius/Narcissa, the Christmas Shopping Edition. Humor. PG, 736 words. )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY gods_lil_rocker*grins* I'm glad you've (finally) joined me in the old kids club ( Read more... )

I realized the other day that there is a sad lack of Elvis impersonators in HP fanfics. And, really, in order to be happy, one must have many Elvis impersonators ( Read more... )