I did a curious thing upon waking at noon or so today, and that thing was this: I read through all (okay, most) of my LiveJournal entries, from 2001 up until about 2008 (I think real daily posting had started dropping off a year or two before that ( Read more... )

leechan is yelling "COME LOOK AT MY POOP!"

And she is threatening non-flushing until I do.

Ironically, she wouldn't look at my poop yesterday.

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OFFICIAL CHURCH MISSION OF THE DAY: Find something you really like to drink, and DRINK IT at least once today. It can be anything: water, beer, semen, Kool-Aid, blood, wine, grain alcohol, prune juice. As long as all parties involved dig it.

And now, a Sermon I've entitled (eventhough it rambles off-course, of-course):

The Non-BelieversMY ( Read more... )