Dear self,

Do not buy any more underwear. For a very long time. You have plenty.

Sincerely,
yourself

Found my underwear. I had a few pair packed in my "first few days" suitcase, but the situation was about to get ugly.

Oh, so I forgot to mention this in my previous post. WTF of the day:

I left work around 6:15, planned to meet jwitchbaby at 7:00. I walked across town-there's kind of not a good way to get there from here in r/e where I work and where we were meeting-and was running a little early, so I poked my head into Bath & Body Works (alas, all lotions laden with ( Read more... )

Dear Person at Café in White Baby-Doll Dress:

Your dress is very cute. I especially like the eyelet detailing. However, I don't mean to sound like my grandmother, but you really need a slip with that. Or flesh-toned underwear. Or both. You have a very nice figure, and I am sure that your white bra and thong are lovely, but I do not need to see ( Read more... )

MY SOCKS/BRAS ARE NO LONGER IN MY STOCKPOT. w00t! They are now in my dresser.

Or you could say: My drawers are now in my drawers.

*ducks and runs*

Modest Clothing for Women and Girls: Long, Attractive, No Slits, No Frump.

Any purveyor of this atrocity should not be talking any "no frump." Or-the horror-any establishment of the opinion that a young girl in her right mind would wear this(And let's be clear: This has nothing to do with what they do or don't cover. It's the same principle as ( Read more... )

I'm in the Hungarian Pastry Shop, which is 1) possibly the most crowded café in the city of New York, and 2) possibly possessing of the funniest restroom graffiti in the city of New York. ("Beckett saves." "Buns not guns," with accompanying illustration.)

melicitlu dragged me to brunch ("Am I leaving the house today?" "Yes, you're going to Toast."), and ( Read more... )

The Smith sweater is ugly, but the Holyoke one is even worse. (And I hate to say it, but the Clemson one is kind of cute.)

So, I am on a quest, and I am not having much success with it: I want a new hat. Currently I have two: a purple knit cap and a fuzzy cream-colored proper hat. The cap is cute and functional...and it covers my ears, which is v important with my currently shorn hair. The problem is that, with said shorn hair, wearing the cap makes me look like a ( Read more... )

Do you ever have days when you feel like this? (No, I'm not having one of those days. I just think it's a hilarious picture and very indicative of a certain state of mind ( Read more... )