OK, I really must be premenstrual, because my reaction to the first item on http://health.yahoo.net/experts/eatthis/scariest-new-restaurant-foods of so-called scary meals was not "OMG, heart attack" but rather "OMG, I WANT ONE NOW."

(Whoever wrote that article has clearly never tasted the fried-carbohydrate amazingness that is a french-fry po'boy

For unexplainable reasons, I love this picture (worksafe) by Asaf Einy. It's sort of like my Hopper icon as a photograph.

Pakistani leader: Bin Laden 'may be dead' - or not

So he's Schrödinger's terrorist?

Well, we have no way of knowing whether he's really alive, so actually he's neither alive nor dead! That must take some talent.

1) Sid the escaping squid! I love this (and Sid) so hardcore. Sid, best wishes for your freedom, and for epic luck with the ladies!

2) You're not fat, redux redux. First: If that girl is chubby, I'm Antonin Scalia. Second: Please note the excerpt regarding Jessica Simpson's diet, physique, and exercise regimen.

This poem literally just knocked the breath out of me. The last line, oh my God.

Dangerous for Girls, by Connie Voisine

OK, I should be updating to tell y'all how my Xmas and New Year's were. (They were nice; Xmas with the fam and NYE at peregrin8 and mrdarkness's lovely abode, with crafting_change, soft_pieces, cyntergnomes, and many others in attendance, lots of fun and also fireworks!) However, what I am posting to share with you all is, courtesy of peregrin8, thepurebed.com, a self-described "married couples [sic] intimacy ( Read more... )

Bizarrely fascinating.

OK, not exactly, because sadly I am not authorized to perform marriages between any persons of any sexual orientation, but...

They be marryin' gays in Connecticut!

Oh noes! This will clearly lead to lower rates of divorce and teen pregnancy! Bewarez teh apokalips!

Also, not relevant to Hitchin Teh Gaiz but relevant to my ongoing fascination with ( Read more... )

Dear sir:

Certain prepositions should not be substituted for one another. ON a picnic table is acceptable, in certain circumstances. WITH a picnic table is just messed-up.

Yours sincerely,

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It is kind of sad (yet a testament to the cartoonist's skill) that this is as relevant and funny now as it was in October 2001.

As ever, David Rees is my baby-daddy. Well, one of 'em, anyway.