[Video opens on the Master sitting behind his desk. He is every inch the concerned, sympathetic, rational politician. He's obviously bathed, shaved, and put on a cardigan and tie. He looks wholesome but not overdressed. Additionally, he's brushed his hair but it's still a bit long, and blond. Staring solemnly at the screen, he begins.]

I should ( Read more... )

It turns out that mirror-selves are much more likely to listen to you if you point your laser screwdriver at them.

All right, I only did that once, when he tried to climb out. The rest of it was just reasoning with him. I didn't trust him to do a proper switch so that I could investigate the Shadow City myself, but he did explain a few conclusions ( Read more... )

[Video opens on....no joke, the Master talking to his kitten. They're staring at each other, which is a little bit weird, but it doesn't seem to be some sort of owner/pet confrontation.]

Where do cats come from in the City? Does someone have a breeding program? Or was your mum stolen from another world as well? Or were you? You'd better not have ( Read more... )

On my way home from work, an enormous green terrier sprang on me from behind, picked me up in its mouth, and shook me like a rat. There doesn't seem to be an end to the City's surprises. At least I was finally given a break from the curses: absolutely nothing happened to me on Wednesday. Of course, it would be for a curse almost whimsical in its ( Read more... )