In the festive spirit of the day (either Valentine's Day, or Steak-and-A-Blowjob Day, depending on how strictly you interpret the time), here's a poem I wrote a while ago.
Okay, I would really REALLY prefer not to have to do this... But there's this scholarship thing due Saturday and if I want to apply for it I need to send it out *TOMORROW*, so...anyone who has the time/inclination, could you please take a look at these poems tonight and tell me which one you think is the best and which one I should submit?