OMG Obama's physical shows he has raised cholesterol and tendinitis in his knee!!!!!! Maybe Michelle can help him lose weight!!!!! those are health complications that only happen to fat people, right?

whine whine whine "volcano monitoring". hurricanes kill people so we (as in the government) tracks them. volcanos kill people, so you know, we track them to. so maybe not so many people get killed next time ( Read more... )

i've always loved this sappy ass song, and really, it's so good that it still has this relevance. but who the fuck are all these people? is the mullet guy paul young? are the 3 blondes from bananarama? have i actually forgotten the name of the duran duran guitarist? WHERE THE HELL IS POSH SPICE? (c'mon, she's way more than old enough ;) ::sigh ( Read more... )

ha ha ha, from daily kos (my source for sanity these past few months, ok, years):

It's a great day for Democrats and Republicans alike. For Democrats, Barack Obama was elected President. For Republicans, there was finally dancing in the streets and Americans greeted as liberators.

some of y'all been stressed over the horrid phenomenon that is sarah palin. peeps, it's friday night. blend yourself up a mai tai and enjoy the soothing tones of the new smash hit, "bridge to nowhere"

there are gratuitous drunken monkeys in the following video but i'm not quite sure what that has to do with sarah palin and singing mooses (meese

finally signed up to do obama calling, and made some obama calls. one guy was so enthusiastic he practically started chanting his name. adorable :)

then watched the last 2/3 of the debate. i thought mccain did really well, but in reading over the commentary on the washington post and the results of polling independents, it seems like obama had ( Read more... )

it's an old joke, but plays pretty good on mccain's big blue screen (which was, like, totally on purpose!)

as always, gawker says it best. lil hay seed, i think you need some of these for your etsy site, stat!

have a predictable political argument with a non-human. it's almost as nonsensical as the real thing!

mine below (i would be "Guest"): ( Read more... )