The Top Gear boys almost getting stoned to death in Alabama is quite possibly the most hilarious thing I've seen in ages!

"I don't want to peel a squirrel!"

"How long have I been in this heat? Because what I'm seeing is a cow on the top of your Camero."

*giggles*

So I was at my Dad's yesterday, and we saw the end of Ground State and all of The House Always Wins on Sky ( Read more... )

Tonight's Quote of the Day goes to my Dad ( Read more... )

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*snort*

I'm reading quotes from Gordon Strachan (a football manager, for the non-English, non-football-fan types). He's a FUNNY man. Tells it like it is, he does!

Reporter: Gordon, can we have a quick word please?
( Strachan: Velocity. [walks off] )

I *love* Danny Wallace. I cannot STOP singing the national anthem to his as-yet-unnamed but fully double-glazed country ( Read more... )

Okay, so. Here's a nifty little contest - what does everyone think THIS conversation is about?!

__fallen: i do that in shower, sometimes.
everysingleway: I'll do it sitting at the comp.
everysingleway: I do it driving a lot
__fallen: i'll do it anytime it comes
naughtyelf: I do it at work and on the bus. But I don't drive.

Cut out bits that actually tell you what we're talking about, lmfao.

So Mam and I just spent about an hour watching out of my bedroom window with all the lights turned off. There was the most bizarre storm ever ... after the storm earlier, which I actually thought was pretty dull but people have been saying was spectacular (although Dad's partner is the wimpiest thing EVER when it comes to storms. Grrrr she annoys ( Read more... )

So I was just on the phone to my Dad. Had a whole conversation about football, traffic, work, etc, and then as we were finishing up the part about work, it went like this ( Read more... )

Our TV blew up earlier! Okay, that's a little overdramatic; it didn't so much blow up, as something in it popped. I went downstairs to ask Mam if I could borrow her credit card, and she was flicking channels and everything was all yellow-tinted. She went "the TV's took a wobbler...it was fine, and then it clicked and went yellow." So I wandered ( Read more... )