G-Force

I thought it was going to be a live action Battle of the Planets, which would have been bad enough. But no. It's guinea pigs. Talking guinea pigs. Talking guinea pigs voiced by Nicolas Cage, Penelope Cruz, and Steve Buscemi ( Read more... )

--or that I have not fallen asleep whilst watching Penelope and dreamed up this piece of insanity.

So, as if it isn't bad enough that we have the Dragonball monstrosity to look forward to, according to IMDB the end of February will see the release of Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, starring...wait for it...Lana Lang! Because yeaaaaaaah, ( Read more... )

The title has changed...because apparently Fox decided that plain old Dragonball wouldn't do. Supposedly this film is coming out in April. If it plays anywhere for longer than a week I will be shocked. Several bloggers have complained that the trailer looks like crap; to which all I have to say is, HAVE you actually seen the anime? It normally ( Read more... )