Please confirm that I am not hallucinating--
--or that I have not fallen asleep whilst watching Penelope and dreamed up this piece of insanity.
So, as if it isn't bad enough that we have the Dragonball monstrosity to look forward to, according to IMDB the end of February will see the release of Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, starring...wait for it...Lana Lang! Because yeaaaaaaah, the first Street Fighter movie wasn't enough of a horrorshow to put anyone in the movie industry off touching that franchise again, EVER. Silly, silly people...
Have we mentioned that they are currently casting for Mortal Kombat 3?
Completely unrelated, but it just occurred to me that I appear to own a copy of nearly every film Reese Witherspoon has been in in the last ten years. Huh.
Uh-huh, yeah, I'm going to bed now--
So, as if it isn't bad enough that we have the Dragonball monstrosity to look forward to, according to IMDB the end of February will see the release of Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, starring...wait for it...Lana Lang! Because yeaaaaaaah, the first Street Fighter movie wasn't enough of a horrorshow to put anyone in the movie industry off touching that franchise again, EVER. Silly, silly people...
Have we mentioned that they are currently casting for Mortal Kombat 3?
Completely unrelated, but it just occurred to me that I appear to own a copy of nearly every film Reese Witherspoon has been in in the last ten years. Huh.
Uh-huh, yeah, I'm going to bed now--