( welcome to the creepshow )

[Ariadne had shown up in the middle of an order. Well, two orders, very technically speaking. Left standing in the middle of a room - an ostentatious affair that brought to mind Cole Porter and the clattering of long string-pearls - with a shaker full of Big Apples (Fucking tourists.) in one hand and another of Cocksucking Cowboys (Fucking regulars ( Read more... )

Here's Johnny, mates. All I've got to say.

My neighbor across the hall is out of town on vacation, so I agreed to watch over her pets. She... has a lot of them. It's like a miniature zoo in there. And I think one of the cats ate one of the lizards--or else it ate one from outside. At least, the cat hacked up a hairball that I swear looked like it contained undigested lizard bits: some ( Read more... )

I've been doing a lot of thinking. About my life before all this craziness and my life after. And I don't really understand why I can't go back to my life before. Yes, I have this other stuff in my head, but that woman who lived two thousand years ago? I don't feel like her. Maybe I remember what her life was like, but it wasn't mine ( Read more... )

 So, what is this? Another one of those social networking sites?

Well, guess it couldn’t hurt to give it a try, huh? Besides, they’re always telling us to get with the technological age. I bet it could even count as ‘work,’ if I told them it was increasing readership.

You’d all put in a good word, yeah?

It's time someone does a proper film of The Iliad. not that worthless excuse from Warner Brothers with Brad Pitt. That was a flop from casting alone. After reading through the first fee books the last couple of days it is clear this story truly comes to screen. Perhaps I shall take it on as my next project.

Well, then. Hey everyone. I'm Denise Stephens, and I'm a tech systems analyst.

That said, I just got through a ghastly day of trying to solve bugs in the system today, so I'd honestly like to skip the niceties and go straight to a good strong drink and someone to share it with.

Any takers?

The weirdest thing about all this is how... normal everything is in the aftermath. Like no one had any idea anything strange happened. I woke up in my own apartment, and found a stack of birthday cards in the mail that have probably been sitting there for a week.

Oy. Hey, Chaz, what do you say to us getting together to toast our survival?

Those who can hear this, I would know what is going on and how this occurred.

[Filter: Egyptians]

I wish to know everyone's status at once. Set is with me and we are both well enough for the time being.

Bastet, Hathor, Sekhmet, inform me of your locations at once.