Okay, that was seriously weird. So, I was bringing up a new case of beer from the basement, and I damn near fell and broke my neck over some damn stick that was just lying around ( Read more... )

Well, then. Hey everyone. I'm Denise Stephens, and I'm a tech systems analyst.

That said, I just got through a ghastly day of trying to solve bugs in the system today, so I'd honestly like to skip the niceties and go straight to a good strong drink and someone to share it with.

Any takers?

I am going to assume that the past several days were a very intense nightmare. (I dreamed I was trapped in a post-zombie-apocalyptic world where there was no booze at all. It was terrifying. TERRIFYING, I TELL YOU.) One minute, I was hunkered in some ruined dead-end alley, listening to some dread monster creep ever closer-- and then the next ( Read more... )

The weirdest thing about all this is how... normal everything is in the aftermath. Like no one had any idea anything strange happened. I woke up in my own apartment, and found a stack of birthday cards in the mail that have probably been sitting there for a week.

Oy. Hey, Chaz, what do you say to us getting together to toast our survival?

Alright, so I've now determined beyond any doubt that this is not, in fact, some lingering hallucination from the absinthe mimosas I had for breakfast yesterday. So I'm not only tangling with extras from some fucked-up art film, but the whole borough looks like a damn war zone ( Read more... )

Sometimes, there can be no higher aspiration in life than to enjoy a plate of olives and a perfect bottle of wine, while everyone around you is having a great time. It's a great night to be alive.

[Filtered to Dionysus]

Chaz! Are you busy next Saturday night? The 14th? I'm planning to meet a couple friends at [bar name]... Would you like to come along?

I'm really behind on school work. I missed 2 tests and 2 quizzes. But at least my body parts aren't falling off, and I'm not throwing up gross stuff anymore.

[Filtered to all Greeks/Trojans EXCEPT Theseus]
I've been doing a lot of thinking and watching Hercules. Jack told me his name was Theseus. And that my name was Hebe, but I'm Anya, aren't I? ( Read more... )

Protip-- skulls are tougher to bite through than you might think.

Fuck my unlife.

Anybody seen my jawbone?

so uh

guess the bar is open again

my staff ran like hell when i wasn't looking

still on couch

shift key is too hard

drinking is too hard

don't know if i'm awake right now

guess i am, the wobbly purple pokemon in the corner says so