In February I got 1 unemployment payment, income tax return, my sister paid me the majority of what she and her hubby owed me, and I got the money for the temp work at my mom's job (hence only 1 unemployment payment). I made more money in this one month than I've EVER made in one month, LMAO. So I did the natural thing ( Read more... )

Got a call from unemployment basically telling me that because I got a severance package, they'll deny my claims until they calculate I've used all of that money. But I should keep going to their site and plugging in places I've applied despite this ( Read more... )

- Got the hair cut into a bob with bangs. So now I'm Velma, according to co-workers, which I find hilarious since that's the costume I couldn't fit into. Maybe next year ( Read more... )

So I need a new razor and we happened to be at Walmart and they happened to have one, but, you know, this $7 instrument of death needs to be locked behind a glass cage (as do Blu-Ray DVD's and guns... the usual weapons of mass destruction) so I walked up to a Walmart employee and made turning gestures with my hand to assist the words, "Do you have ( Read more... )

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That's her new game, throwing things. Angie brought us fridge magnets for Cassie to play with when she comes over. You're supposed to match animal front ends to back ends inside this "Barn" and it sings to you about the animal. So she pulls off all the parts and tosses them around the kitchen. Good times ( Read more... )

... shit on by an alligator. Went with my parents to Bayside and there was a stand where you can have your photo taken with a snake or some parrots only now they have an alligator. I proceeded to PET said alligator and it shit all over the floor. It looked kind of like a very big bird took a shit. And it scared two little girls, which was WIN ( Read more... )

Went to the after-Christmas 50% off sale to get wrapping paper, tags, and cards for next year. I also thought to myself, "You know, I can't afford my own place, but I can afford my own tree... at 50% off." So I bought a 3 foot tall GREEN tree (mom has a white one and I fart in its general direction) and some LED snowflake-shaped lights! Tomorrow ( Read more... )

This is always the time of year when I'm like, "Shit, I really should get my Christmas Cards done!" but it never feels like sending a card is enough. I will be sending out cards, I just have NO idea when they'll go out ( Read more... )

Sorry, I have to continue to be excited. This is a team that ended last year with ONE win and this year they're talking about Playoff possibilities.


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