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So I need a new razor and we happened to be at Walmart and they happened to have one, but, you know, this $7 instrument of death needs to be locked behind a glass cage (as do Blu-Ray DVD's and guns... the usual weapons of mass destruction) so I walked up to a Walmart employee and made turning gestures with my hand to assist the words, "Do you have ( Read more... )

I knew there was something wrong when they put the Oceanic Six on their cover and decided fuckin' Sawyer was more important than Hurley and had some retarded question like, "When Will Sawyer Flip His Hair?"

(I actually knew before, but that really pissed me off.)Now they got Mulder and Scully on their cover with the question, "Will They Fall In ( Read more... )

I gave that girl a pile of contracts to scan yesterday in an effort to expand her knowledge of scanning because, obviously, it's what my boss wants me to do. So what does the little twat do? She ignores it and makes EVERYTHING ELSE a priority. And now? Pile still sitting there. AND SHE'S DOING HER FUCKING NAILS. Not, like, painting or ( Read more... )

Ex-'Grey's' star: Racism a factor in axingDear Mr. Isaiah Washington ( Read more... )

Last night my internet told me that I had a wire disconnected. After much screaming, kicking, connecting, reconnecting, restarting, crying, and finger pointing (that's all me), I demanded that my mother call Bellsouth/AT&T to find out what the hell the problem was. After telling a computer she needed "Help" (she had to speak to a fucking computer ( Read more... )

There should REALLY be an option to "undo" ANYTHING you do... like close out files you were working on and hadn't saved. DAMMIT ( Read more... )

A bug just tried to fly up my left nostril.

Listen here, bug. I am PMSing very badly. You try that again and I swear I will INHALE just to take you into the bathroom and blow you out and squish you in paper and flush you down the toilet.

What is the point of having a subscription if anytime there's something special, we have to go out to the store and purchase a second copy of TV Guide at the regular price ( Read more... )

I don't get into religion vs science debates very often. But I really REALLY am angry at the idea that if I don't believe in evolution, if *ahem* I don't put my total faith on a bunch of theories, it must be because I Am Dumb.

I Am Not Dumb, You Fucking Monkey!

**The statements contained in this LJ post do not pertain to all those who believe ( Read more... )