So, the water heater went out. I have no idea why... it was barely put in, two years ago. We're supposedly getting gas, because I can turn the heater (air-heater) on, and get heat. Trying to start the Pilot is just not working - no spark ( Read more... )

My ex, Kristine, sings when she's happy... She sings badly, but it was an endearing thing nonetheless. Amethyst does it too, and it's far more adorable.

When my nephew, WIlliam, was an infant, he would sleep with his arms above his head... just like his father, Ross, He didn't have time to learn it from Ross. He just did it. It had to be genetics ( Read more... )

"Um... how old is Pipes?"

Pipes is twenty.

I'm thirty-three.
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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

John Lennon