So, the water heater went out. I have no idea why... it was barely put in, two years ago. We're supposedly getting gas, because I can turn the heater (air-heater) on, and get heat. Trying to start the Pilot is just not working - no spark ( Read more... )

Supporters of Obama:

Okay, you guys won. Have a little humor about it and WATCH THIS VIDEO. ;-)

Given McCain's choice of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin (female) for his running mate, Obama's personal spokesman, Bill Burton, had this to say:

"Experience is being taken off the table considering you're putting someone within a heartbeat of the presidency with the thinnest foreign policy experience in history."
Wait a minute... Palin is just the ( Read more... )

I think it was probably fairly innocent... but Obama is about to get the crap kicked out of him by the hyper-feminists.

This item was shamelessly stolen from mananath for viral re-posting to my friends-list.

( A herd of water buffalo blunders into a pride of lions, with predictable results (initially)... but then, a battle ensues over the baby calf they have taken. What an amazing video! )

I found this highly amusing.

(It appears to be by Democrats, by the way)

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. (Aliens)

Game over, man, GAME OVER! (Aliens again)

"I find your lack of faith [or mad-lib this to anything else... like pants] disturbing." (Star Wars)

We're gonna need a bigger boat. (Jaws)
Every now and then, when talking to people, or discussing stuff on the Internet, and someone just pops one ( Read more... )

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Dear j0idvivrI don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok under the bus and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how boring you are. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that ( Read more... )

Every year on April Fool's, I think I really do need to come up with something very cool to do the next year. Maybe this time I'll really do it.

Here is a quick list of great April Fool's jokes, which various websites have been playing. It doesn't mention the one that really got me though... Xbox.com announced a "Vintage Edition" Xbox 360 and a ( Read more... )