Noobs.   The Somalian coast is obviously a hot-spot for over-zealous authorities anxious to bag a few pirate ships so they can get on CNN.  This is what we need to get in on, while the getting is good.  Ahh the life of a pirate.  All this time out at sea has given me time to really think ( Read more... )

I've decided to take the day off and I'm camped out on the couch watching a rip of "The Fog".  It's got Shannon from Lost in it.  It might be a little more entertaining if my sinuses didn't feel like exploding ( Read more... )

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Do you think Pirates celebrated Christmas by exchanging trinkets of loot and plunder?  Probably not.

"Oh, a jeweled eye-patch!  Just what I asked for!"

I'm half  way through half a day's work.  Christmas is neigh and we still haven't done any wrapping.  Nothing like living on the edge.

Hope people have a happy holiday.   Avast!

How is it possible to be a pirate on the high sees in the new millennium without having an anti-aircraft gun?  I would think that would be the first thing I'd be installing on my pirate ship.  Good luck finding a pirate with enough depth perception to fire it accurately, though ( Read more... )