I just saw a journal entry where somebody mentioned that they were a Scorpio, and I immediately thought of Hank Scorpio. Then, for some strange reason, I started humming the Max Power theme song (I guess they are both based on James Bond stuff, so it's not that strange).

I am such a Simpsons geek.

Just thought you might want to know that.

Once again I reach a wall when trying to read this book that I'm trying to read (look at the left column of my journal if you don't know what I'm talking about). I actually got almost halfway through the thing over a weekend back in the middle of July, and haven't even touched it since. Even worse, now that I have my nifty DVD player, not to ( Read more... )

So, today is 6/6/06. The Day of the Beast. My bus was a little late this morning, maybe that was Satan's fault. If demons rise up from the earth and start harvesting souls, then that's seriously going to spoil my day. Perhaps I should listen to "They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From the Dead!! Ahhhh!" by Sufjan ( Read more... )

Happy Ides of March, everybody. I hope that nobody here gets betrayed and murdered by a trusted friend :)

Perhaps he should have realized that living things don't just sit still while they're burning to death...Personally I think that throwing a living creature, even if it is a mouse, on a fire is a rather cruel thing to do. Maybe he should have chucked the mouse far enough away from his house that it wouldn't get back in before he could close the door ( Read more... )

You want to know the weirdest part of the Star Wars prequels? A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, the most terrifying being imaginable was an angsty teenager who allowed himself to be called "Ani" and had some serious issues with his father figure. The second weirdest? The fiercest hand-to-hand battle ever was fought between a 900 year-old ( Read more... )

"I'm singing "On Eagles Wings" to the melody of "Mary Had a Little Lamb," because I'm wacky like that. I'd like to see "Bishop" Spong (no fruit to him) surpass my 1337 50ng0rz 5k1llz! Target Dog is laughing at me, he'll get no fruit tonight."

- jjostm

Write a sentence/paragraph in the style of muraven and post in the comments thread below. Post this in your ( Read more... )

Mahna Mahna :)

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Funniest website...EVER!!!This is the funniest thing I've ever seen, and I've seen some pretty funny things in my day (this makes Gollum's acceptance speech seem positively boring). It took all my powers not to crack up laughing in front of the entire office. Try it, you'll enjoy it :) I especially recommend the "Bert don't sleep yet" one ( Read more... )