ALSO I HAD THIS DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT WAS LIKE THE HUNGER GAMES WITH VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS AND IT WAS EPIC. 100x better than the real book ( Read more... )

ISO Rich old male, not interested in sex and/or interested in polygamy, looking for a permanent clothesless bed ornament ( Read more... )

Dear Kate, William, and anything to do with the royal wedding:

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Maybe if your family actually had some power, and this event didn't do anything but aid the delusions and fruitless fantasies of certain females the world over, I might care ( Read more... )

...And I got my wish to spend it in a room with a crazy person a mentally unawares person, some questionable 18th and 19th century novels, and the travel channel seemingly running a "Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations" marathon ( Read more... )

THE BORDERS NEAR ME IS CLOSING DOWN. I AM GENUINELY DISAPPOINTED. I have that deep sinking feeling in my chest to prove it ( Read more... )