Ah, uni students. They're so young and naive. My sojourn to Public Bar taught me 1) that "pub" is short for "public bar" and 2) university students can't conceive of me being 34. Turns out I'm 26. Wonder whether I should have corrected him and said I was 25. Anyway, with my new-found youth I drank a lot of $1 pots and accidentally stole some guy's ( Read more... )

I spent the weekend at my sister's in Castlemaine. The drive there was actually pretty sensational because of all the fog. I love fog, and I've always loved driving through it. I'd go so far as to recommend fog. I reckon visibility got down to about 200m, and me travelling at 110km/h. Nice. Also, my car has finally hit 4500km after 12 months. I am ( Read more... )

So we went to Lorne with a bunch of South Africans for a long weekend of eating, drinking and... Lorning? I don't think I really experienced Lorne given that, while I love the water, I'm not willing to enter it when it's winter. My stupidity extends only so far. I'd been there only once before - with monotony when we were passing through on the way to the ( Read more... )

I'm giving this weekend some pretty decent marks ( Read more... )

Really, I should have posted something yesterday because all the other events of the week kinda pale next to this morning's spending spree. Indeed, I have bought myself an apartment. This one in fact ( Read more... )

Today has been a bit of a blur. For that I blame yesterday, which is also a bit of a blur ( Read more... )

Yes, I am hideously drunk and the effort of posting a gramatically correct message on my iPhone is extraordinary.

Yes, I may have had a little to drink, but now is the time to overwhelm my inclination not to care about what I type here. No? Okay, so to dau jas been very busy. (I'm even considering goinf back and inserting deliberate error to make this post seem either more embarrassing or funny, dpending on what tickles you funnny bone ( Read more... )

Well, I'd call Katie' 22nd a success.

A particularly tasty drink:

1 part Jack Daniels
1 part Contreau
1 part sweet & sour mix
4 parts lemonade
ice

A particularly silly thing to do:

7 chillies.

It was the 6th and 7th that were the kickers.

I've been a busy beaver (or, if you misspell it like I sometimes do, a busy beacer ( Read more... )