That's IT, that's fucking IT, I'm not taking this crap from the henchmen anymore! All day long I'm CORNERED by them as they jabber on, and on, and on about EVEN MORE nerdy crap than I'm usually subjected to! And when they're not talking they're STARING. Just... staring, with this creepy glazed look in their eyes like FUCKING ZOMBIES. I yell at them ( Read more... )

GOD. This is easily the freakiest thing that's ever happened to me EVER. I... even taking a SHOWER THIS MORNING! Can you imagine what that was LIKE??? It's all totally insane! And my wife has NO properly modest clothing, I've come to notice.

...Not to mention that I have a muscular and well-endowed husband now... Geh. That was weird to wake up to.

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