I Have Breasts! BREASTS!
GOD. This is easily the freakiest thing that's ever happened to me EVER. I... even taking a SHOWER THIS MORNING! Can you imagine what that was LIKE??? It's all totally insane! And my wife has NO properly modest clothing, I've come to notice.
...Not to mention that I have a muscular and well-endowed husband now... Geh. That was weird to wake up to.
Oh yeah, and on last night in general-- just shut up. I remember most of it and have been filled in on the rest, and you can all just keep quiet about it. I'm apparently just a snuggly drunk. So sue me.
...I will be bringing cookies over to Mordhell in apology. I've baked a lot.
So, keeping this upcoming visit in mind-- Lupin? I choose today as the day you have to leave me alone.
...It seems I have to go bra shopping now.
~Madame Butterfly
...Not to mention that I have a muscular and well-endowed husband now... Geh. That was weird to wake up to.
Oh yeah, and on last night in general-- just shut up. I remember most of it and have been filled in on the rest, and you can all just keep quiet about it. I'm apparently just a snuggly drunk. So sue me.
...I will be bringing cookies over to Mordhell in apology. I've baked a lot.
So, keeping this upcoming visit in mind-- Lupin? I choose today as the day you have to leave me alone.
...It seems I have to go bra shopping now.
~Madame Butterfly