I'm going to take my revenge on you, Mentok, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO. How could you do that?! GOD! Hell, how could they freaking SHOW that in a courtroom?! Where the hell is the fucking FCC when you ACTUALLY NEED THEM?! And as for those of you dicks who found it fit to make catcalls during that COURTROOM MOCKERY, I hope you realize that you're ( Read more... )

Venture, you've probably realized by now that your experiment was destroyed. I'm so sorry about that, I really, really am, I mean I can't even remember why I did it. I only hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive me. ♥ (That was a great party, by the by. You were a really gracious host ( Read more... )

Last night was great. My wife and I went out to a delightful dinner before adjourning to a small movie theater and watching some old romantic thing. Completely relaxing! No alcohol, either, thank god. Upon our return to The Cocoon we were able to enjoy the rest of the evening in a similiar... but more involved fashion. I feel better than I have in ( Read more... )

Nothing like re-staking a claim... and making sure others know it. >D

I'm yours and you're mine, my Butterfly Queen. ♥

I'm actually in a good mood. Goodness only knows how long this will last, so I felt I should post before someone has a chance to piss me off ( Read more... )

Well, uh... that's one frustration I can scratch off the list. One, uh, one more experience I can add to it. Yep. No worries there.

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Gonna... gonna go huddle in a corner now and scream into a pillow until I understand what the hell happened last night...

... and how much this is going to hurt.EDIT: HA ha, HAAAA. Oh, it's truuuuue. It ( Read more... )

Had some fun last night. Number 34 recommended an adult flick for us called "Insexts". It was hot, sure, but we shut it off early 'cause... well, real sex is better. >D That, and the acting was crap. Seriously. It's just a bunch of pretty people dressed up and fondling each other. WE could so make a better movie.

GAH! WHAT THE HELL?!? WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!?!?! YOU-- THE THREE-- HOLY CRAP, IS THAT--? IS HE ACTUALLY GOING TO-- ON THE COUCH?!?! ON THE FUCKING COUCH?

...*twitch*

I... I need... pokers. Flaming iron pokers with which to BURN THAT UNHOLY IMAGE FROM MY MIND!!!

MY SECURITY TAPES ARE FULL OF MIDDLE-AGED GAY PORNO!!! You... oh, Venture, ( Read more... )

...and, oh, the nectar is sweet.

( LOVE )