Oct 25, 2006 12:53
GAH! WHAT THE HELL?!? WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!?!?! YOU-- THE THREE-- HOLY CRAP, IS THAT--? IS HE ACTUALLY GOING TO-- ON THE COUCH?!?! ON THE FUCKING COUCH?
...*twitch*
I... I need... pokers. Flaming iron pokers with which to BURN THAT UNHOLY IMAGE FROM MY MIND!!!
MY SECURITY TAPES ARE FULL OF MIDDLE-AGED GAY PORNO!!!
You... oh, Venture, you've crossed the line. If I didn't have to... ARGH... if I hadn't... made certain agreements... you'd be dead. You'd be fucking dead.
And I thought prison was gay! You guys make King Gorilla look like a fucking conservative!!!
*stares, switches monitors*
...HOLY CRAP, THAT MADE IT WORSE!!! WHY THE HELL DO WE EVEN HAVE A CAMERA AT THAT ANGLE?!
dr. venture,
freak out,
rage,
sex