MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!

Oct 25, 2006 12:53

GAH! WHAT THE HELL?!? WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!?!?! YOU-- THE THREE-- HOLY CRAP, IS THAT--? IS HE ACTUALLY GOING TO-- ON THE COUCH?!?! ON THE FUCKING COUCH?

...*twitch*

I... I need... pokers. Flaming iron pokers with which to BURN THAT UNHOLY IMAGE FROM MY MIND!!!

MY SECURITY TAPES ARE FULL OF MIDDLE-AGED GAY PORNO!!!

You... oh, Venture, you've crossed the line. If I didn't have to... ARGH... if I hadn't... made certain agreements... you'd be dead. You'd be fucking dead.

And I thought prison was gay! You guys make King Gorilla look like a fucking conservative!!!

*stares, switches monitors*

...HOLY CRAP, THAT MADE IT WORSE!!! WHY THE HELL DO WE EVEN HAVE A CAMERA AT THAT ANGLE?!

dr. venture, freak out, rage, sex

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