Wife and I are planning to have a little villainous fun this week. Haven't attacked a bank in forever, though, and it will be a first for this batch of henchmen, but I'm hoping sure they can handle it. Went over to Reducto's to fill out some paperwork so I can start making some money off of my own book.

Oh, OH, and I'll have you all know that I was ( Read more... )

Thank you for taking down the poll, Reducto. And remind me to stay the hell away from your house when you're on pain pills. God. Anyways ( Read more... )

Sorry to disappoint those of you hoping for my death, but The Monarch is still very much alive and kicking! Thank you for being there, honeybunches. ♥

And, uh, thank you… Reducto, for being there, too. Even if you did scare the hell out of me by freaking out when I woke up and then HIDING in my bathroom. Not the best thing to be greeted with. Not ( Read more... )

Venture? My wife and your fiance took off together in a helicopter heading for god only knows where. Thought you might want to know.

Reducto? That diamond better fucking help, because I am so done sitting around waiting. Gah.

I've been keeping Little Red since that gay exchange the other night. Think she's calmed down now, though. Went to the beach with her yesterday and actually enjoyed myself. There weren't many tourists, so I'm sure that had something to do with it. I'll take her back to Mordhell once I'm sure this insane crap about tentacle-themed-cannibalism and ( Read more... )

So, yeah, crazy crap happened. Most of it to me, this time. Guess Lady Luck decided to take the night off to go play Yahtzee. Revenge worked out okay, though, so that whole mess is finally over with.Hate birds. Hate them. Hawks, eagles, whatever. Hate them all. Bunch of overgrown feather dusters that make noise when you hit them ( Read more... )