Well, I'm Awake Now
Sorry to disappoint those of you hoping for my death, but The Monarch is still very much alive and kicking! Thank you for being there, honeybunches. ♥
And, uh, thank you… Reducto, for being there, too. Even if you did scare the hell out of me by freaking out when I woke up and then HIDING in my bathroom. Not the best thing to be greeted with. Not to mention that you were covered in hair…
As to the affair itself…Well. Needless to say, I’ll be avoiding any more potions from magic people. But other than waking up hungry and thirsty as hell and having to piss like a racehorse, I’m fine. Seems the new henchmen have arrived, though. From what my wife tells me she seems to have everything well in hand. I'll probably avoid giving them the welcoming speech until tomorrow.
…And I wasn’t really in a coma. Just sleeping. Like, heavily. God do I have one hell of a dream journal entry to write. But yeah, whatever, I’m fine and dandy now. ...Kinda tired, though.
And, uh, thank you… Reducto, for being there, too. Even if you did scare the hell out of me by freaking out when I woke up and then HIDING in my bathroom. Not the best thing to be greeted with. Not to mention that you were covered in hair…
As to the affair itself…Well. Needless to say, I’ll be avoiding any more potions from magic people. But other than waking up hungry and thirsty as hell and having to piss like a racehorse, I’m fine. Seems the new henchmen have arrived, though. From what my wife tells me she seems to have everything well in hand. I'll probably avoid giving them the welcoming speech until tomorrow.
…And I wasn’t really in a coma. Just sleeping. Like, heavily. God do I have one hell of a dream journal entry to write. But yeah, whatever, I’m fine and dandy now. ...Kinda tired, though.