A sonic boom will make Riley do the Scooby Doo Scramble. A second one will just make her stare at me somewhat tiredly, as though I am a bad monkey for letting the sounds continue. if this happens when I am dazed and sleepy, I will somehow totally discount the honking big military base right down the street and think that a car drove into a house ( Read more... )

Riley took on Godzilla the other night. This Godzilla. And Riley won ( Read more... )

Indi: ....and you guys got a rooster. explain this to me.
oregoonie: Dude, I had to go get him because he was crowing! He fuckin woke grubbygirl up! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHA ( Read more... )

3:00AM: Man named Beverage charged with DUI, three times over legal blood alcohol limit.

10:30AM: Man named Friendly charged with aggravated assault for attacking another man with a pole saw.

Embrace the Floridian crazy. But metaphorically, because if you try to actually do that you'll get injured.

I just got an email advertising free hockey all week on the NHL Network, which I don't get, not having cable or anything.

The interesting thing was this pictureAre they all looking for something? Are they shocked and alarmed? Did Godzilla just pop up and go RARRRGGGH at them? Did Charlie just leave them a super-secret spy mission? I realize ( Read more... )

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