the goon vs. godzilla
Riley took on Godzilla the other night. This Godzilla. And Riley won.
I found the loser on the couch, sans tail. (It was sort of seated into the body and could be turned around.) I asked Riley what exactly had happened, but she just gave me this "you're stupid and also possibly crazy" face, which means she and Godzilla really did get into an epic battle one day and then the Stormtroopers rebuilt the house.
Turns out 'Zilla's tail was under the couch. I popped it back into place and safely put my irradiated mutant dinosaur thing back on my desk where the stupid dog can't get to it.
But now you know. Godzilla vs. Riley? The smart money is on Riley.
(Explaining this to people is VERY DIFFICULT. Was on the phone with the 2.0 and -- "so, yeah, Riley got ahold of Godzilla and took its tail off." "Wait, what? WHAT?")
Also, have a recording of Riley barging into a telephone call.
I found the loser on the couch, sans tail. (It was sort of seated into the body and could be turned around.) I asked Riley what exactly had happened, but she just gave me this "you're stupid and also possibly crazy" face, which means she and Godzilla really did get into an epic battle one day and then the Stormtroopers rebuilt the house.
Turns out 'Zilla's tail was under the couch. I popped it back into place and safely put my irradiated mutant dinosaur thing back on my desk where the stupid dog can't get to it.
But now you know. Godzilla vs. Riley? The smart money is on Riley.
(Explaining this to people is VERY DIFFICULT. Was on the phone with the 2.0 and -- "so, yeah, Riley got ahold of Godzilla and took its tail off." "Wait, what? WHAT?")
Also, have a recording of Riley barging into a telephone call.