it's okay, he's a stunt cock.
Indi: ....and you guys got a rooster. explain this to me.
oregoonie: Dude, I had to go get him because he was crowing! He fuckin woke grubbygirl up! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHA!
Goonie: Ok
Goonie: My coworker got a chicken which turned out to be a rooster
Goonie: she lives in an apartment
Indi: roosters do that, they crow!
Indi: why did she get a chicken if she lives in an apartment?
Goonie: She's Alina. She's had chickens before.
Goonie: She and her mom used to raise/train them
Indi: for what, voodoo?
Goonie: Well, he started crowing OH MY GOD IN MY EAR
Indi: WAIT, TRAINED CHICKENS?
Goonie: Seriously.
Goonie: TRAINED chickens
Indi: FOR WHAT?
Indi: WHEN IS THIS GOING TO STOP SOUNDING INSANE?
Goonie: hang on
Goonie: h3'w 3q5ihnt
Goonie: faj
Goonie: He's eating my glasses
Goonie: FUCK MY EART
HEAR
EAARRRRRRRRRRR
Indi: if he crows in your ear and eats your glasses he's not very well-trained at all, is he?
Goonie: hey'
Goonie: Ok
Goonie: so
Goonie: She asked if I could take him because she can't have a loud ass rooster in her apt
Indi: no, no, no.
Goonie: So last night she brought him to work, Chris met me there and brought him home
Goonie: Basically he's a loaner
Indi: back up to the part where they train chickens.
Goonie: Oh.
Goonie: Well, apparently they're trainable
Goonie: I told her she has to teach me how
Indi: okay, but you're missing one valid answer here.
Indi: TRAIN THEM TO DO WHAT?
Indi: sit down? play dead? roll over? fetch the slippers?
Goonie: aggalh
Goonie: hang ong
Indi: i'm so confused.
Goonie: Ok. so
Goonie: I guess they train them with food
Goonie: Like they find a food they like, and hold it up and the bird jumps
Goonie: eventually they train them by tapping their arm and they fly up to their arm and hang out
And then this happens:
oregoonie: Dude, I had to go get him because he was crowing! He fuckin woke grubbygirl up! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHA!
Goonie: Ok
Goonie: My coworker got a chicken which turned out to be a rooster
Goonie: she lives in an apartment
Indi: roosters do that, they crow!
Indi: why did she get a chicken if she lives in an apartment?
Goonie: She's Alina. She's had chickens before.
Goonie: She and her mom used to raise/train them
Indi: for what, voodoo?
Goonie: Well, he started crowing OH MY GOD IN MY EAR
Indi: WAIT, TRAINED CHICKENS?
Goonie: Seriously.
Goonie: TRAINED chickens
Indi: FOR WHAT?
Indi: WHEN IS THIS GOING TO STOP SOUNDING INSANE?
Goonie: hang on
Goonie: h3'w 3q5ihnt
Goonie: faj
Goonie: He's eating my glasses
Goonie: FUCK MY EART
HEAR
EAARRRRRRRRRRR
Indi: if he crows in your ear and eats your glasses he's not very well-trained at all, is he?
Goonie: hey'
Goonie: Ok
Goonie: so
Goonie: She asked if I could take him because she can't have a loud ass rooster in her apt
Indi: no, no, no.
Goonie: So last night she brought him to work, Chris met me there and brought him home
Goonie: Basically he's a loaner
Indi: back up to the part where they train chickens.
Goonie: Oh.
Goonie: Well, apparently they're trainable
Goonie: I told her she has to teach me how
Indi: okay, but you're missing one valid answer here.
Indi: TRAIN THEM TO DO WHAT?
Indi: sit down? play dead? roll over? fetch the slippers?
Goonie: aggalh
Goonie: hang ong
Indi: i'm so confused.
Goonie: Ok. so
Goonie: I guess they train them with food
Goonie: Like they find a food they like, and hold it up and the bird jumps
Goonie: eventually they train them by tapping their arm and they fly up to their arm and hang out
And then this happens: